Thursday, April 22, 2010

Abstinence, Practicing

Librarians should never have sex.  The world can't handle it.  Plus, your profession needs your resulting sexual frustration channeled towards the uniform placement of call number labels on book spines.

4 comments:

Meghan said...

Don't forget edging. The stacks would look pristine if we were all that pent up.

Lib. Tech. up North said...

There was a time you could ask if librarians were stacked. But, not in this day and age....

Anonymous said...

Was it just me, or did Will Manley gradually turn into Andy Rooney in that blog post?

Gary Klein said...

"Leathered Librarias are Bound to Please"